I think i peed on brittanys purse
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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