drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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