he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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