Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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