if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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