she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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