Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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