Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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