he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
There are leaves in my underwear?
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