D3 body, D1 cock
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they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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