GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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