vagina is talking i cant
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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