How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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