question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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