Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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