If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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