peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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