if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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