i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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