Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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