So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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