Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She said her name was "party"
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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