When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Randomize
