I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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