i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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