It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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