Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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