it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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