Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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