Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
This is my gift to your gina
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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