somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Drunk is not a location!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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