I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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