He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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