Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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