at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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