Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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