yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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