Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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