She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was born a porn star she said
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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