So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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