would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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