i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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