Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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