How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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