So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
COCAINE IS GR8
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
