My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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