goodnight i made you a song goodbye
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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