Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
