Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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