I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
How's work?
Spinning.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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