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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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