i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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