I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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