I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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