You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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