you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
