My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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