Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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