I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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