Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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